10. You can use just a $50 bill to light your cigarettes and still impress your peers
9.Getting inside information will land you on chessbase.com, not in jail
8.A chess book is worth a lot more than a Martini in a trendy bar
7. You can laugh at Goldman's sacs
6. Interest rates don't matter in chess
5. In chess, casual Fridays, means flipflops and boxer shorts
4. The feds don't change the rules of chess
3. There are no little kids to beat you on Wall Street
2. You don't have to count your fingers after shaking hands
1.The chess opening bell rarely rings before 10 AM